are you at all concerned about an uprising?

I love alphabetization, arrested development, avengers, books, bright colors, chapstick, cute animals, elementary, english, grammar, greek mythology, happy endings, harry potter, love, marching band, marvel everything, music, psych, punctuation, spelling, stardust, star wars, star trek, the it crowd, the tuba, tie dye, the world, UVA, words. And probably you, too.

(formerly loyal-and-wears-shiny-belts)

I like this stuff

(via unmarvel)

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

(via the-pietriarchy)

castithann:

I want a dramatic Black Widow action movie but I also want a series of shorts about Natasha wearing sweatpants and dryly mocking everyone in Avengers Tower. Steve can come too. 

(via chef-sass)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

image

(via chef-sass)

everybodyilovedies:

illustratedkate:

drawings of my favourite bird that were inspired by the best account on twitter

OH FUCKING NO ITS TOO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!

(via americate)

santiagoinbflat:

  • “‘average person oversleeps 3 times per year’ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person oversleeps 0 times per year. captain america georg, who lived in an icicle and overslept for 70 years straight, is an outlier and should not have been counted” -tony to steve
  • “‘average person talks for two hours a day’ factoid actually just statistical error. person talks 0 hours per day. iron man georg, who never shuts up and talks 24/7, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted” -steve’s reply
  • "CLINT BARTON, WHO SHOULD LIVE IN A CAVE AND TEACHES MEMES TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T NEED THAT KNOWLEDGE 10000 TIMES A DAY," -natasha to clint
  • “‘average person breaks two hearts in lifetime’ is statistical error. black widow georg, who NEVER SUPPORTS HER BEST FRIEND hawkeye, breaks his heart 30 times a day and is an outlier that should not be counted” -clint’s reply
  • “‘average person gets angry 3 times per year’ just statistical error. hulk georg who lives in my lab and gets angry 10000 times a day is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted” -tony to bruce
  • ”???????” -bruce’s reply
Asker Anonymous Asks:
YES someone else who digs Mark Strong
quidnunc-life quidnunc-life Said:

the-pietriarchy:

list of sharp objects: knives, glass, scissors, mark strong’s jawline